Showing posts with label Wacky n Lame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wacky n Lame. Show all posts

07 December 2010

Toy Abuse !!



Yup Yup Yup....This is Mid Valley...Toys is their theme for 2010's Xmas Deco !! 

You can see that the management did put a lot of effort in ensuring that they give their customers the best Xmas Shopping experience...

An attractive deco may bring them more business... AND It has almost been a year since I last went to Mid Valley...The mall was too big and yet the place is forever crowded with people especially during the weekends...so I seldom go there !!

Anyway, can u see some of the hanging hot air balloons around the center court...NICE IDEA right ...
These cute balloons are filled fluffy toys below ....Juz like the pic below ...



I want to express hoh...look how pitiful the toys looked like!!
The moose/reindeer was looking so scared being hanged high up juz like that...
It looked as if it was yelling for someone (or maybe Santa) to get it down to the ground...

The darker one on the left looked even more pitiful !! It looked as if it is goin to fall down any minute !! 
These toy Mooses/ Reindeers are being abused !! 

Do something about it !! 


* This post is purely a lame joke made to entertain myself and also to those who feel that I am being lame enough !!  

17 October 2010

Pitiful heavy burden !!


At one corner of this comfy kitchen, I laid my eyes on one particular thing ...
n that's ...
a hardworking helper in the kitchen with a giant burden on the head ...
OR 
was he forced to do so ?? hmmm...who knows !! 


Who's this little helper ?? 


U must he thinking of Molly le...hahaha.. 
The answer is NO ...Oh No..it was not Molly helping out..

This guy is none other than ...

TEDDY !!

Pity his head ...he was sitting there silently ...
with the loaf of bread resting on his head !!


View from another angle !!

Well, we should give a handful of applause to this tiny helper...wahahaha..

06 October 2010

Thief ....In Disguise !!

There is a saying “ Never Judge A Book By It’s Cover”…
I totally agree with whoever created this idiom…TOTALLY !!

It was a bright afternoon last week and I was in my aunt’s house when I saw a suspicious figure lingering around the platform…

I walked over and THERE !! Caught RED HANDED !! woowww…

Really salute him for being so daring to do such a thing in daytime …

Normally, he acts quiet and sits in his favourite corner all the time. He is so happy and played with little Izzy…How could anyone imagine that he is a thief ?? YES !! You saw what I typed …A THIEF !!!

I lost my trust in him… who knows what will he steal the next time ...
I really dun feel like showing you who this person is but for his own sake, i have made my decision to expose him to my viewers...

And I need your help...If you ever see this ThIeF lingering around other people's vicinities ....please do not hesitate to contact me...I will try to control the thief...


Picture of the THIEF :
Cute, Innocent Look !!

BUT after his devils' horns came out .....
THIEF LOOK !! He thought I cannot recognise him wor ...

Accomplice :

Stolen Goods :-
shud be a piece of gold .....or ROTI ??

When caught in the act: 




PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR HIM !! I want him to turn over a new leaf !! 
Thank you thank you...







24 September 2010

Funny Turtle Eggs @ Melaka

This is yet another finding in the same museum on marine related topics....This time, I went to a section related to life in the marine world of Malaysia.One giant turtle was displayed in a glass case.

 I wonder if it's a real one or plainly a prototype/ fake one.

View from another angle


From the back, it is clearly seen that the turtle is laying some eggs ....a lot of white eggs !!

What's so special about it ? All of us know that turtles lay eggs !!
I can assure you the eggs that this turtle produced are very special !!
Very very special ..!!

NO. Dun simply guess...the eggs are not black or blue or pink in color...

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. anticipating what im about to say bo ??

Yalah ...yalah...dun wanna be so mysterious lah...

You see hoh...I believe that there will be no more Ping Pong balls available once Turtle extinct..

Y ??

Coz the turtle in the glass case laid KING brand Ping Pong balls !!
Made in China some more.


The Eggs

That's my discovery ...!! Bye ...

16 September 2010

Very Handsome Diver @ Melaka

During my recent raya trip to Melaka, my papa,mama, sis and I visited a museum related to ships and the sea...sorry loh, forgot the name of the museum...
Oh Oh ...I think shud be Muzium Samudera II..

We came across many old gadgets and a few models of ships used during the old days...

Then we came across a more modernised section...n sitting in the glass case was a diver(fakey lah)  with all his diving gadgets ...This diver has nice features as well ...which made him looked handsome.


What im telling u is something very normal hoh ?? 
That's not my main point lahhh...

The moment I laid my eyes on this fakey diver ..there is something on him which drew my attention the most !

And that's none other than his AHJUMMA / OBASAN hairstyle !!

HAVE A LOOK YOURSELF....!!


Yooorrr....the person who gave him this hairstyle must have hated him so much...If not, how come he has such a "WONDERFUL" hairstyle ??? 
That wig totally destroyed the handsome features this guy has...pity him...!!


10 June 2010

Im Having Puppy Love !

Im sure many gals have gone through PUPPY LOVE before  !!

I surely DID pass this stage ...n yet IM very still in it ...ahahahahaha

Y can't I still have puppy love ???

y?

y?

y?

Should I not show out my love when .....

it is 

ADORABLY CUTE ???

Being stored as part of a Beanie babies collection !!

Cutely begging for mercy to be set free from the shelf !! hahaha


Isn't she cute ?? That's y Im having puppy love for her ...
(though she is in fact not a puppy anymore, n yet still looks like one)

03 March 2010

I missed him...

Im in a dilemma whether I should type out the words that have been hiding in my heart for a few years because it might affect him or myself as well. Anyway, I have decided to share a bit lah..Paiseh-nya..

When I looked back at the previous pictures with him, I have a sudden feeling of missing him..

Im not asking him to come to me after parting our own ways for a few years...BUT


I missed his eyes...those kind and caring ones...


I missed his hug that gave me a sense of security...


I missed his smile which gave me instant comfort...


His open arms made me wanna hug him so much...


Too bad I can't see him nowadays as he is not mine ...

He belongs to someone other people.

Sobs !! I wanna see him again..

This is the only memory I have of him...

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Hope that u still remember me ....
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Photo taken in 2006...I wanna dance with him again leh... 

11 February 2010

Valentine Gift - for her...


GUYS !! Are u anticipating for 14 Feb to come ??? Is your head now full of lion dance, ang pows or U only see cupids ?

OK. Reminder aaaa...Valentine's Day coincidentally falls on the 1st day of CNY (14 Feb).
U bought anything for your GF/ wife yet ? No aaa? having a headache of what to get her ?
Me being kind-hearted will give you some suggestions ....:-

1. Most 'Leong' method : Flowers & Chocolates

     
   unrealistic although I admit I like it when I do get flowers ...

2. The adorable one : Cute teddy bears or hug-able toys    
      Most girls like these toys...

3. Present where you'll get an instant hug / squeal of happiness 
        
        * don't try to pandai pandai get her a PM/PS Boutique bag ok !!

4. Too expensive aaa? OK. Here's a present which you can feel it too...
    Your nose can smell the fragrace/perfume you got her ma

5. Or u want something more romantic like this:-
    Take her to a romantic candle light dinner for 2. 
      
    Please-lah, dun take her to a mamak/ fast food chain on that day lah

6. Something  creative/ never been tried before and also economical a ?
    U cook her a meal loh...set up a table with candles with her loh...
     try to cook something this nice !!

7. U dunno how to cook BUT u wanna give her something you can share with her ...

  U satu !! Saya Satu !! Sama - sama guna benda sama ....

8 She has all these !! Then u give her this and she'll stay with you forever ...

  
  
Slowly pick your gift for her lah hah...Happy Valentine's Day...
I will be enjoying the Chinese New Year since I dun need to celebrate Valentine's Day ...
HOHOHO...

22 November 2009

Im sure everyone knows who Garfield is... He is the cat that craves for lasagna all the time and he is one fat, lazy feline...!! If you still don't know who Garfield is, this is a pic of him !!


Remember him now ?? The ORANGE CAT ??

Yeah, I guess you already recognised him. He has been in existence since I was a kid and I even have a Garfield toy...

I have something almost the same like this !!

I was walking around SUNWAY again when I came to LIVING CABIN. U know-lah, girls have all these small small n cute cute things to buy one maaa...& Im ONE of them !!

As I was nearing the shop, something displayed in front of the shop caught my attention!

No, it was not because I spotted something exceptionally cute or pretty....It was more like a shock to me when I laid eyes on that creature. Its features resembles Garfield but im truly sure it was not him...

Take a look at this pic !!
I guess it was GRANDPA GARFIELD after all...
- with some dark eye rings ler
- without any whiskers-lah
- no stripes lah
-senget ears lah

This definitely looked like a Garfield :-
- that has been sucked DRY
- a drug addicted Garfield
- A MUMMIFIED garfield
- or could it be his ancestors ?

It sure was a nightmare to me ....how about you ?


09 November 2009

Human Head Flower Pot

That very Sunday, I could remember we had DIM SUM for lunch with my aunts & uncles at Oriental Pavilion, Jaya 33. The meal was definitely sumptious...That's not the main point I wanna say.

After that, the rest of the gang would like to take a short stroll and came across a hardware store in the building itself. This is definitely a heaven for the "BIG BOYS"...n without much ado, everyone stepped into that place.

My sis alerted me to go over to where she was standing. "Look at that !!" , she said pointing towards one direction. From that moment, I could not imagine that someone actually created such a "MASTERPIECE"....Definitely. the designer must have run out of ideas....

He/she designed a HUMAN HEAD FLOWER POT !! .....Not special ?? U see for yourself !!


It has Angelina's lips & Jackie Chan's nose !!
Wear ear-rings somemore !! Terror...!!

U like it ? Go to ACE HARDWARE & get one for yourself ...haha

01 November 2009

Ah Pui's (Cik Tong) Long Lost Sister !!

Im Ah Pui and recently I have found my LOOONG LOST SISTER !!

Actually I dun really know her one...but she came to me and told me she is my sister-loh SO.....
Well, Im a kind SOTONG ma...


Anyway, her name is Da Pui



S0...u be the judge !! Do we look alike , JUZ like sisters ? Ha ?

No matter she is related to me or not, I will treat her as my sis-loh ...!! Cuz she is way bigger than me

27 October 2009

Straw Eating FISH !!

As I was enjoying my trip in Kota Kinabalu like 2 weeks ago, I came across something really weird.

I was on the street with my parents, Aunt JJ, Martin and Sis Marina, busily gulping down coconut juice out of thirst until I saw that odd sight of a FISH BITING some STRAWS...

YES !! STRAWS...and it is true...I saw it with my own eyes.

Without much hesitation, I took out my aunt's cam and got a snapshot of it...
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WHAT !! Feel like wanna beat me up ? Hahaha...
Juz joking only la...cannot accept jokes meh...

Maybe I got drunk from drinking too much of COCONUT WATER or maybe I got pening-pening after exposing myself to the intensed heat that day ....

Hehehe...

01 October 2009

Hanging Breakfast of Seapark...

This is one of a kind and I don't think anyone would have thought of this method...
Where was it hanging at ?
On the fan!! Haha...
One night, I bought some breakfast for the next day. It was not nasi lemak or nasi goreng or even asam laksa lah...it was just some KUIH from a stall in SS2's Wai Sek Gai...


Yes ...these are breakfast supply for my sis & I

Pink one : I dunno it's name-lah...

Green one: "Ma Lai Kou" = Malay Kuih with some Kaya in the middle


The weather was hot and the ants in my house were sensitive creatures...I cannot simply put FOOD especially sweet ones even on the table...SO I came out with this idea lor....


It will take the ants a thousand years to reach this place..hahaha..

Children, do not try this at home while you have your fan switched on !! Or your fan will rosak teruk .....kekekeke (Never tried and tested lah)

16 September 2009

Birthday Wish !!

Aiya....I get sad when my birthday comes...It is just the starting of an age older than before...


You really wanna know my age meh ? Aiya...no need lah as long as you know Im not 18 or 22...


Anyway, I have a birthday wish to make !! WAIT WAIT WAIT...No cake mana boleh make a wish...


I WISH...I WISH...ermm.....




I will stay young and youthful at this age forever..hahaha